05/02/08

Jeremy Beadle Jokes

Filed under: Media — @ 02:07:32 pm

Nice to make jokes about the dead.

jeremy beadles lawyer is having difficulty reading his will, apparantly it was written in short hand.

after the autopsy when asked if jeremy beadle had a big manhood or not the coroner replied, "well on one hand he has but on the other hand he hasn't"

thats a bit harsh. i feel sorry for the guy. life dealt him a shit hand.

Did you know Beadle used to be a boxer?

His right hook had people on the floor regularly.

What is the difference between a porn star and a thalidomide ?

One has a cock like a baby's arm, the other...

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